ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK 0. Don't Move a Muscle - Keep the elephant from moving. 1. It's a Jump to the Left - Find a way to move westward. 2. And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! - Strain yourself to move right. 3. Fight Gravity - Figure out how to jump upwards. 4. Elephant Skewers - Hit a spike strip. 5. Ascension - Be lifted into the sky. 6. Lefty - Show love to the left wall.. 7. Righty - Show love to the right wall.. 8. Purple Ceiling - Hit the top of the hardest level. 9. Rock Bottom - Find the bottom of the easiest level. 10. Speedy Downfall - Fall from the top to bottom without stopping. 11. Escape Velocity - Go from bottom to top without stopping. 12. Stalactite - Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes. 13. Stalagmite - Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes. 14. Found Point 0 - Uncovered secret point 0. 15. Found Point 1 - Claimed secret point 1. 16. Found Point 2 - Excavated secret point 2. 17. Found Point 3 - Popped open secret point 3. 18. Found Point 4 - Tripped over secret point 4. 19. Found Point 5 - Visited secret point 5. 20. Bloodhound - Uncovered all points on level. 21. Floating Corpse - Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher. 22. I Can Count to 5! - Visit each point in order. 23. We Have Liftoff - Visit each point in reverse order. 24. Airwalking - Stay off the ground for 10 seconds. 25. Hellbound - Launch corpse to bottom. 26. Heavenbound - Launch corpse to ceiling. 27. Secret Alcove - Get surrounded by three sides (1). 28. Secret Cave - Get surrounded by three sides (2). 29. Secret Hideout - Get surrounded by three sides (3). 30. Death at 0 - Fire a corpse at Point 0. 31. 1 o'clock murder - Fire a corpse at Point 1. 32. Get Off Your Seats - Jump for 10 seconds nonstop. 33. Cemetary - Have 5 live corpses on the screen. 34. Graveyard - Have 7 live corpses on the screen. 35. Half-Century - Reach 50 elephant deaths. 36. Century - Reach 100 elephant deaths. 37. And One More... - Hit 101 elephant deaths. 38. Stayin' Alive - Stay alive for 15 seconds. 39. Longevity - Stay alive for 30 seconds. 40. Gone in a Flash - Die in less 0.23 seconds. 41. Wrecking Ball - Hit the center spiked platform. 42. In the Pit - Land a corpse in the pit. 43. Pit Hat Trick - Land 3 corpses in the pit. 44. 10 Pin Pit - Land 10 corpses in the pit. 45. Double Play Pit - Have two corpses in the pit at once. 46. Triple Play Pit - Have three corpses in the pit at once. 47. Horizontal Confusion - Hold both the left and right keys. 48. Vertical Confusion - Hold both the up and down keys. 49. Total Confusion - Space bar has no purpose, dummy. 50. My Favourite Spot - Find the developer's favourite spot. 51. 60 Seconds - Play for one minute. 52. 180 Seconds - Play for three minutes. 53. 300 Seconds - Play for five minutes. 54. Pi - Hit points 3-1-4 in that order. 55. THIS IS SPARTA - Hit 3-0-0 in that order. 56. Meaning of Life - Hit 4-2 in that order. 57. (2*125)+3 - Hit 2-5-3 in that order. 58. 3*(30/(15-13)) - Hit 4-5 in that order. 59. Paint 10 - Touch 10 blocks. 60. Paint 25 - Touch 25 blocks. 61. Paint 50 - Touch 50 blocks. 62. Paint 75 - Touch 75 blocks. 63. Paint 100 - Touch 100 blocks. 64. Masterpiece - Touch every touchable block. 65. Jet 5 - Hit 5 launchers. 66. Jet 10 - Hit 10 launchers. 67. Master Jetter - Hit every launcher. 68. 3 Spikes - Hit 3 stationary spikes. 69. 7 Spikes - Hit 7 stationary spikes. 70. Spikeful - Hit all stationary spikes. 71. Extreme Makeover - Recolour all areas. 72. True Blue - Turn your elephant blue. 73. Shocking Pink - Turn your elephant Pink. 74. Sweet Orange - Turn your elephant orange. 75. Stealth Black - Turn your elephant black. 76. Cheater - Ask for a Hint. 77. Programmers Credit - Enter jmtb02 into level. 78. Too Much Contra - Enter Contra level select code. 79. No Cheese for You - Click the level area. 80. Bandwidth Exploiter - Preload the game. 81. You Are El - Click the Armor Games link. 82. Menu Explorer - Find the main menu. 83. Quality Snob - Adjust the quality. 84. Scrolliastic - Scroll the achievements section. 85. Play the Game - Start the game. 86. Get to Level 1 - Play Level 1. 87. Not Listening - Mute the sound. 88. Clink Clash Clink - Found the sponsor screen. 89. Best Player Ever - Earned an achievement. 90. 10 Percent Done - Earn 10 achievements. 91. 20 Percent Done - Earn 20 achievements. 92. 30 Percent Done - Earn 30 achievements. 93. 40 Percent Done - Earn 40 achievements. 94. 50 Percent Done - Earn 50 achievements. 95. 60 Percent Done - Earn 60 achievements. 96. 70 Percent Done - Earn 70 achievements. 97. 80 Percent Done - Earn 80 achievements. 98. 90 Percent Done - Earn 90 achievements. 99. Too Much Free Time - Earn 99 achievements.
