ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK
All I Got Was This Lousy Achievement - Finish all the secret levels.
Beyond A Joke - Get a total secret level time under six and a half minutes.
Bloody Minded - Return via the low road in Uphill.
Cares Not - Finish Race Condition in under thirty-five seconds.
Challenge Accepted - Finish Pointers with both challenge modes enabled.
Contraindication - Ignore the last piece of advice in Incessant.
Controlled Fall - Finish Perplexing without turning green.
Damned Balloons - Beat one minute for all but one of the standard levels.
Due Diligence - Obtain all the bronze medals.
Due Haste - Get all the silver medals.
Due Respect - Earn all the gold medals.
Faked Landing - Finish Lunar without turning red.
Here I Am - Find your way free.
Nontrivial - Finish the first twenty standard single player levels.
Not Easy Mode - Finish all the standard single player levels.
Not Over Yet - Finish Race Condition despite falling into a fail pit.
Offroad - Finish Jumptown in Septagon Mode.
Orderly - Finishing Chimney without succumbing to chaos.
Other Way - Find your way to a secret area.
Out of Town - Find your way to a secret area.
Outside The Box - Subvert the narrative element.
Platinum - Beat a gold medal time by at least five seconds.
Race Car - Do three laps on Crest and finish in under 50 seconds.
Ricochet - Finish Precipice the quick way.
Seat's Edge - Finish Pointers without turning green.
Stealth Elements - Finish Bouncer without hitting any switches.
Team Of Experts - Finish all the cooperative levels.
Ten Point Landing - Finish Unicycle without turning blue.
Undisorientable - Finish Perplexing in Astronaut Mode.
Unforgiven - Finish Oscillations without changing colour.