ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK
Bull's Eye - Become a Master of the Rocket.
Butcher - The axe must swing to get it on.
Call Me Done! - Complete the game.
Can't Handle This - Finish a level without using the Laser.
Clay Pigeons - I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do.
Destroy the Destroyed - A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway.
Fabulous Dentist - Maybe a future job career?
Fireangst - Finish a level without using the Rocket.
Gambler! - Find all the machines!
God of Ascension - Some Gods have to be found.
God of Darkness - Even dark gods want attention.
God of Machines - He, who is made of pixels.
Göttersturz. - Some Gods must fall.
High Ground - Perfect lookout, isn't it?
Hot Feet - Run, Run, Run!
Hungry Hole - This hole is hungry.
In Your Face! - In Your FACE!
Invincible Cliffhanger - Be strong and never die.
Invincible Explorer - Don't smush yourself!
Invincible Fighter - Be brave and stay alive!
Invincible Ghosthunter - Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive!
Invincible Pupil - Don't fail on the first try, will you?
Invincible Runner - Evade those stones!
Join the Band - Groupies sneak backstage.
Juke Boxing - Collect all tapes in one level.
Mr Burst - Use the Rocket 50 times.
Mr Fizz - Use the Laser 50 times.
No Pull for Me, Sir! - Finish a level without using the Claw.
No Soil for Big - Out of kilter, out of sight.
Oldschooler - Play every Reality Boy (TM) level.
Parlicious - Finish a level with the given number of cuts.
Pattern Recognition - Pattern Shmattern.
Pest Control - Late revenge for clogging up my basement!
Rubble Maker - Make a lot of rubble.
Saw the Creatorers - Find every secret God disc in the game.
Stone Collector - Collect one Boring Stone.
Stones No. 1 - Find every Boring Stone in the first level.
Stones No. 2 - Find every Boring Stone in the second level.
Stones No. 3 - Find every Boring Stone in the third level.
Stones No. 4 - Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
Stones No. 5 - Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
Stoney Fabric - To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings.
Tape Afficionado - Collect music for ages.
The Boringness Continues - Collect one thousand Boring Stones.
The Dark Passage - Fear of the dark?
The God of Passage - Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of the Dull Rock - Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of the Vortex - Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of Trying - Find the Manifestations of Arrogance.
Uber Butcher - Squeak, Piggy, squeak!
Ueberpar - Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
Your Burstness - Use the Rocket a thousand times.
Your Cutness - Use the Laser a thousand times.