ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK At Their Own Game - Defeat a Tower Wars developer in a ranked match. Conga Line! - Send a full unit wave of Minstrels. Great, Kid! Don't Get Cocky! - Defeat [SVS] Alter-Nate or someone who has defeated Alter-Nate in a ranked match. He's Kind of a Big Deal - Win a game with at least one Mortimer the Malevolent attacking the enemy castle in a ranked match. I Just Need Some "Me Time" - Play all 3 Classic Challenges. I R GUD LERNR - Complete the tutorial. Missile Barrage! - Build the ultimate long-range weapon in a ranked match. Some Like It Hot - Place 3 Lava Towers in a ranked match. That's All It Took? - Win a ranked match by only sending Mr. Moopsys. That's... A Lot of Towers - Build 10,000 towers in ranked matches. That's... A Lot of Units - Send 10,000 units in ranked matches. The Spice of Life - Send a wave containing all unit types. This Achievement Blows - With or without teammates, steer an enemy unit through 16 hexes affected by Cyclonic Momentum Decelerators in a row. U MAD, BRO? - Rage-quit. Well, You're Not the Worst - Defeat [SVS] blea or someone who has defeated [SVS] blea in a ranked match. What About The Kitchen Sink? - With or without teammates, attack a single unit with every tower type in a ranked match. You're Either Brilliant or a Cheater - Play through all waves of any Classic Challenge.