Enter an obscenity as your name, when either being the only player or when other players select "I Don't Care" as their name. Cookie will say "Oh, I see what you tried to do there..." and rename your player.
ACHIEVEMENT - HOW TO UNLOCK 1,000,000aire! - Earn $1000000 lifetime. 100,000aire! - Earn $100000 lifetime. 500,000aire! - Earn $500000 lifetime. Back Taxes - Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73. Beast Master - Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC). Button Banger - Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds. Consolation Prize - Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement. Discover Gauntlet of Fire - Find the very important gauntlet of fire. DisOrDash - Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds. DisorDat Destroyer - Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly. DisOrDat Participation Award - Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds. Film in Your Brain - Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC). Genius for a Day - Score at least $30,000 over your average. Great Crowd - Laugh at a an easy joke. It's Just More of This - Finish an episode. Jack Attack Dog - Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game. Living in the Past - Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC). Mouth-Breather - Achieve third-highest rating achievement. My First Time - Screw someone for the first time. One Teat Short of an Udder - Achieve second-highest rating. Overconsumer - Listen to all commercials after one episode. Perfect Attendance - Play episodes 1-73. Phatty - Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC). Quick-Draw McDumbass - Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times. Slack Attack - Get -$1 million on a jack attack. Smelt the Roses - Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second. Social Outcast - Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights. Taking It from Behind - Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game. The Game's Half Empty - Play episodes 1-37. The Game's Half Full - Play episodes 1-36. Turncoat - Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America. Unicorn - Achieve highest gamer rating. Vidiot Savant - Get every question right in an episode.